G             C  G
We go married on Friday,
              C  G
The Vicar said it was my day,
C
When they were gone
G           E7
And we were alone,
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Side By Side.

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G              C    G
We got ready for bed then,
               C    G
I nearly dropped dead when
C
Her false teeth and hair
G              E7
She laid on the chair,
A7   D7  G
Side By Side.

[Verse]
B7
The to my amazement,
E7
Her little glass eyes so small,
A7
Her arms and legs beside them,
      D7
She laid on the chair by the wall...

[Verse]
G                  C     G
Now my baby and me we are parted,
                   C     G
And when we'd only just started,
C
I sleep on the chair,
G                 E7
('cause there's more of her there),
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Side By Side.