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[Verse 1]
      G      D           Em                 C
We're all contagious, connected through the air,
G                   D               Em            C
fingers crossed and go and get some donuts if you dare.
G                D            Em     C
Thousand rolls a toilet paper on the shelf,
    G           D      G      Gsus4      G      G
I'm quarantined from myself.

[Verse 2]
G           D         Em          C
Zoom for ya birthday, zoom for ya school,
G           D              Em     C
zoom, zoom, swimming pool, golden rule.
G                D               Em              C
Say their names, draw the lines: Kobe, Chadwick, John, Prine,
G        D          Em           C
Editors, Creditors, Redditors, Imposters,
G       G       D       D
all day in your jams.

[Bridge]
             G                 C
Three cheers for the essential workers,
      Em             D         G
three cheers for the Cardboard fans!

[Chorus]
       C       G       D        G
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
  C           G            D           Em
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
C              G      D                 Em
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
       C          G       D              D
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten kinda [Interlude] year.

[Interlude]
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[Bridge]
C       G            D    G
Bake ya bagels, ya banana bread,
     C             G            D            Em
take class in your underwear, samosas on the bedspread.
C                G              D         Em
Streaming to the Moon, let your hair grow long,
    C             G       D         Em
politicians every corner, sourdough starter.
C               G
Murder hornets, roadside pickup,
Am                      D                      D           D
lockdown, global reach, walk down to the beach.

[Verse 3]
  G         D       Em     C
I know that we will dance again,
  G         D       Em    C
I know that we will love again.
G                    D      Em              C
Stomping through the rain I feel you in the distance,
     G        G      D      D
even stronger than before.
G         D              Em               C
I'm gonna tackle you and smother you with kisses,
        G        D            G         G
soon as you come through that door.

[Chorus]
       C       G       D        G
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
  C           G            D           Em
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
C              G      D                 Em
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
       C          G       D              D
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten ...

[End-Chorus]
       C       G       D        G
It's a burning tire, a dumpster fire,
  C           G            D           Em
a go with it, throw a fit, out of tune choir?
C              G      D                 Em
Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear,
       C          G       D              D
it's a beautiful, rotten, never-to-be-forgotten kinda [Outro] year.

[Outro]
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