Eazy Sleazy

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Bsus4 B   Bsus4 B    Bsus4 B  

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[Verse]
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We took it on the chin
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The numbers were so grim
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Bossed around by pricks
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Stiffen upper lips
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 Yeah
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Pacing in the yard
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You're trying to take the Mick
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You must think I'm really thick
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Looking at the graphs with a 
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magnifying glass
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Cancel all the tours footballs 
      B
fake applause, yeah
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       No more travel brochures
Bsus4         B
Virtual premieres
         Bsus4           B
I've got nothing left to wear

[Chorus]
A
Looking out from these prison walls
A
You got to rob Peter if you're 
paying Paul
G
But it's easy, easy
G
Everything's gonna get really freaky
A
Alright on the night
A                                 
Soon it'll be a memory you'rе 
                  D
trying to remember to forgеt

[Verse]
Dsus4           D
That's a pretty mask
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    Dsus4        D
But never take a chance
Dsus4         D
TikTok stupid dance
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Took a samba class
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     yeah
  Bsus4        B
I landed on my ass
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Trying to write a tune
    Bsus4                B
You better hook me up to Zoom
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See my Poncey books
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Teach myself to cook
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Way too much TV its lobotomizing me
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 Yeah
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Think I've put on weight
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I'll have another drink then I'll 
clean the kitchen sink

[Chorus]
A
We escaped from the prison walls
A
Open the windows and open the doors
G
But it's easy, easy
G
Everything's gonna get really freaky
A
Alright on the night
A
It's gonna be a garden of earthly 
delights
G
Easy, sleazy it's gonna be smooth 
and greasy
G
Yeah easy, believe me
A                                 
It'll only be a memory you're 
                  D
trying to remember to forget

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
D
Shooting the vaccine
D
Bill Gates is in my bloodstream
D
It's mind control
D
The earth is flat and cold
B
It's never warming up
B
The arctic's turned to slush
B
The second coming's late
B
There's aliens in the deep state

[Chorus]
A
Now we're out from these prison 
walls
A
You got to rob Peter if you're 
paying Paul
G
But it's easy, easy
G
Everything's gonna be really freaky
A
Alright on the night
A
We're all headed back to paradise
G
Yeah easy, believe me
A                                 
It'll be a memory you're trying to
             D
 remember to forget
B
Yeah easy, cheezy me
B
Easy, cheesy, everyone sing ‘Please 
Please Me'
D                            
Yeah, it'll be a memory you're 
                        D
trying to remember to forget