James Deen you let me down
Why'd you have to make this so hard?
Why'd you have to leave so many women so emotionally scarred?

James Deen you let me down
I used to think you were the one for me
But the only thing that I'd give you now
Is a crudely done vasectomy

James Deen we were rooting for you
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
James Deen, baby, what can I do
Except boycott your every move?

James Deen you let me down
I used to think you were the brightest star
But James, there is no safe word
To keep me from hitting you with my car

James Deen we were rooting for you
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
James Deen, baby, what can I do
Except boycott your every move?

James Deen, you let us down
You let us all down
Ya bastard