Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze
Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze

I got a bottle of Scotch and a box of shells
Point it at that bitch's head and she shuts up so well
You'll only pry this gun from my cold dead hand
I'm a whiskey drinking cowboy you bet

Whiskey, Vodka, Everclear
Gin and Tonic, Cold Draft Beer, Positraction G.T.O.

Got a pick-up truck and I'm raising hell
A ten gallon hat and my name stamped in my belt
I got some pointy boots made from fine snakeskin
I'll kick you in the asshole my friend

Whiskey, Vodka, Everclear
Gin and Tonic, Cold Draft Beer, Positraction G.T.O.

Whiskey, Vodka, Everclear
Gin and Tonic, Cold Draft Beer, Positraction G.T.O.

Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze
Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze

Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze
Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze

Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze
Guns n' booze, guns n' booze
Whatever could go wrong with guns n' booze

Whiskey, Vodka, Everclear
Gin and Tonic, Cold Draft Beer, Positraction G.T.O.

Whiskey, Vodka, Everclear
Gin and Tonic, Cold Draft Beer, Positraction G.T.O.