I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil lovin' when, where, and how boy
I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy
Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy

What's my hotdog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're having fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin' salad
I'm hank steel the real queer cowboy

It takes a real man
To fuck another man
My mating call is *fart noise*
Understand?