Well I was sleeping in my bed one night
And then I woke up with a fright
I was floating out my window towards
A big black blinding light
The next thing I remember
I felt a horrible pain
I looked up and saw these aliens
Putting machines in my brain

They told me they were cientists
And they promised not to attack
I said you can do all your experiments
If you promise not to bring me back

We were flying around the galaxy
Exploring lands
We stoped off on other planets to capture new specimens
I soon learned their language
And we became good friends
I said goodbye to the planet earth
That I never went back again