Verso 1:

Bbm                             F#
Raised to be a lady by the golden rule, 
Ebm                             Bbm (riff)
Alice was the spawn of a public school. 
                                F#
With a double barrel name.. in the back of her brain, 
        Ebm     Ab                      Bbm (riff)
And a simple case of mummy-doesnt-love-me blues

Verso 2:

Bbm                             F#
Reality it seems.. was just a dream, 
Ebm                             Bbm (riff)
She couldnt get it on.. with the boys on the scene. 
                                        F#
But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen, 
  Ebm                   Ab                      Bbm (riff)
And hey hey hey (hey hey hey)... you know what I mean.

Refrão 1:

Bbm/G                   F#
All the young girls Love Alice,
C#                      D#
Tender young Alice they say.
        Abm             F#
Come over and see me, come over and please me,
A        B      Bbm
Alice it's my turn today. 
Bbm/G                   F#
All the young girls love Alice, 
C#                      D#
Tender young Alice they say. 
        Abm                     F#
If I give you my number.. will you promise to call me? 
A               B       Bbm
Wait till my husbands away

Verso 3:

Bbm                             F#
Poor little darling.. with a chip out of her heart,
                Ebm                             Bbm (riff)
It's like acting in a movie.. When you've got the wrong part.
                        F#
Getting your kicks, in another girls bed, 
                Ebm             Ab                                      Bbm (riff)
And it was only last Tuesday...Oh..they found you in the subway dead. 

Verso 4:

Bbm                                          F#
And who could you call your friends down in Soho?
        Ebm                             Bbm (riff)
One or two, middle aged dykes in a Go-Go? 
                                F#
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo? 
        Ebm                       Ab                    Bbm (riff)
And hey hey hey (hey hey hey}...oh don't you know.

(Refrão)