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E|--3-3-3--|--3-3-3--|--3-----1--|--3----1--|
C|--3------|--3------|--3---3----|--2----2--|
G|--0------|--0------|--0--------|--2----0--|



[Verse 1]
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Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time
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Fuck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
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Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck all that mistletoe
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White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where e'er you go
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And bloated men in shopping malls, all going ho, ho, ho
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It's fucking Christmastime again


[Verse 2]
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Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
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Fuck reindeer, and all that fucking snow
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Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose
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And fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking goes
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Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it just drives us all insane
   C                 Am
Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
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It's Christmastime again