I don't know how to tell you this, mr. Devanny
So I'll let these guys do it!

You have aids.
Yes, you have aids.
I hate to tell 'ya boy that you have aids
You've got the aids

You may have got it
When you stuck
That filthy needle in here
Or maybe all that
Unprotected sex
What you hear, it isn't clear
But what we're certain
Of is you have aids
Yes you have aids
Not hiv but full blown aids

Be sure that you see that this is not hiv
But full blown aids!
Not hiv but really full blown aids!

I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious
But it's aids
You've got the AA-I-DS!