Intro: Am

 Am
I can't poop in strange places
(strange places)
     Em
I can only poop in my home
       G
It's as though i'm watched by strange faces
(strange faces)
      Am
I'ts why I never roam

(Am)

Am
I've left Stewie alone with strangers
(strangers)
     Em
To satisfy my fecal needs
      G
I've put my whole family in danger
   Am
To poop before my anus bleeds

F         C
Home bowl, home bowl
 G                   Am
You know just what I need
F         C
Home bowl, home bowl
G               Am
Poop before my anus bleeds