I was sitting here
In a preppy shirt
And you're my best friend
And you came over to me
And said, said Hey Turd
Got this new thing a-goin' here
And I thought that I would share with you
It's a real neat thing to examine
Everybody's doing it
And I thought that we should follow the trend

But I'm afraid
What will my parents say?
No I don't need it explained, that's ok
You get your clothes
Full of holes
You spraypaint your hair
Then you become a punk
I'm a punk rocker

But I'm afraid
What will my parents say?
No I don't need it explained, that's ok
You get your clothes
Full of holes
You spraypaint your hair
Then you become a punk
I'm a punk rocker

My attitude
Is fuck you
I want to go home
My mind must be
Brainwashed in bleach
I feel safer now
I'm a punk rocker

But I'm afraid
What will my parents say?
No I don't need it explained, that's ok
You get your clothes
Full of holes
You spraypaint your hair
Then you become a punk
I'm a punk rocker

But I'm afraid
What will my parents say?
No I don't need it explained, that's ok
You get your clothes
Full of holes
You spraypaint your hair
Then you become a punk
I'm a punk rocker

But I'm afraid
What will my parents say?
I want to go home
My mind must be
Brainwashed in bleach
I feel safer now