Baptized in the Hudson river
Hepatitis saves us all
Drift thru the facile landscape
Answer mother nature's call

It came down from the prophet
Derived from dime-store books
By day I strangle chickens
Trapped in my own bad looks

I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out
I think I'd feel much better if I took the next Greyhound South
You mixed the whites and colours - everything is turning gray
I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing left to say

Investigate your chimney
There's a Chernobyl rain
Apply the strongest sunblock
It's Mother's Day again

I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out
I think I'd feel much better if I took the next Greyhound South
You mixed the whites and colours - everything is turning gray
I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing left to say

It came down from the prophet
Derived from dime-store books
By day I strangle chickens
And field your dirty looks
Investigate your chimney
There's a Chernobyl rain
Apply the strongest sunblock
'Cos it's Mother's Day again

I stuck my finger in the dam - now I can't pull it out
I think I'd feel much better if I took the next Greyhound South
You mixed the whites and colours - everything is turning gray
I'm busted for existing - nothing left to say, nothing left to say