Eb
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
                                          Bb
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
    Ab               Bb
And oh, I don't know why
Ab               Bb
Oh, I don't know why
                Eb      Bb
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah.  (4x)
  
    Bb
   Second verse, same as the first
Jackie is a punk...

      Eb Bb
      uu-uu  (4x)
   Third verse, different from the first

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the SLA
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah.  (4x)