F                       G              Am      B
 You and I could have a rock n' roll romance
F                     G
 We could fuck in our clothes
Am                      B
  We could sleep in our pants
F                         G
I will crash at yours and you will crash at mine
    Am                   B          F
And we would stay in bed 99% of the given time
G                   Am              B
Leave this loveless lonely behind


[Chorus]
                   F                         G
'cause you've been searching up and down and all around
           Am              B
And theres no nice boys in London town
F                    G
I can sympathize cuz I've been searching too
Am                 B               C
Yet to find a girl half as good as you
       Em                F
You're just not paying attention
       C                                 Em                F
You're sitting in your kitchen and you're bitching about rejection
      G                           Am        G            D
We're cheating the world out of a fairytale love and conclusion
    C         Am     Em        (F)
And thats not really fair on us all


[Interlude]
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