Intro
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Verse #1              'Well who could know.....'
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Bridge #1   (0:26)
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A|--6---44---1--2-22------4-------6---44--1---44444444--55555555-------------|
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Verse #2    'It's closing time...'

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A|--6----8-------9-----44444444------------------------------------------|
E|-------8-------9-------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus #1  'He's your best mate....'
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A|--4---9---1-------9--6--4--4----------------------------------------|
E|--4---9---1-------9--6--4-------------------------------------------|

Verse #3 'Well he's still there...'
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A|--6----8-------9----------------X---4---X---4----4444444444---|
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G|--8---------------------------------------------------------------------|
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E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--8---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--8----8-------9-----66666666-------------------------------------|
A|--6----8-------9-----44444444-------------------------------------|
E|-------8-------9--------------------------------------------------|

Chorus #2 'He's your best mate....'
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B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
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A|--4---9---1-------9--6--4--4----------------------------------------|
E|--4---9---1-------9--6--4-------------------------------------------|

Bridge #2 (1:18) Use clean sound to start
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E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

Switch to distortion for part below
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A|--22222222--4444-5555-------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|

Hardcore parody part (1:33)
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A|-6----6----8--9--8---6----4----9--4----7---6---4------------------------|
E|------6----8--9--8---6----4----9--4----7---6---4------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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D|--6--------9---------4----5----6-----1----------------------------------|
A|--4---6----7----9----4----5----6-----1----------------------------------|
E|------6---------9----4----5----6-----1----------------------------------|

Repeat this x2

Instrumental part  (1:58)
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B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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D|--8-8---6--7-8-----99-88----------P| ICK SLIDE-----------------------------|
A|--6-6---4--5-6-----77-66-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus #3  'He's your best mate....'
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B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------6----------------------------------------| X2
D|--4---9---1-------9--6--4--6----------------------------------------|
A|--4---9---1-------9--6--4--4----------------------------------------|
E|--4---9---1-------9--6--4-------------------------------------------|

Use palm mute for part below (fast rhythm)

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B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
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A|--4---9---1-------9--6--4--4----------------------------------------|
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Outro (2:28)(similar to bridge #1)
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E|--------------------------4-----------------------------------------------|

Intro
Verse #1
Bridge#1
Verse #2
Chorus#1
Verse#3
Chorus#2
Bridge#2
Hardcore parody part
Instrumental part
Chorus#3
Outro