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[Verse]
Em             D
Start by kissing my ass

C              B
I'll start by rubbing your balls

Em             D
We'll have a jammy time together

C        B
One and all

Em           D        C
What will we do later on

         B
When the butter runs out?

Em            D            C
You'll probably scream and shout

B                                    Em   D  C
Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout

                 B                Em  D
& that's your asshole, your snoot snout

C                        B         Em D
I'll put it through your eye socket young man

C                 B
I'm the first man you've had

Em              D
Don't tell me about loving women

C               B
I don't want to know about it

A D G C                            A D
This is our world, men, make sure of it

G C                                     B
We'll do with each other what we want, so

Em            D          C                    B
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things inbetween

Em          D
Oh, don't scrub yourself up

C           B
I like you unclean

Em          D
Here comes Jimmy Jam Joe

C           B
& there goes Sally Marie

Em               D                 C    B
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen

Em             D                 C     B
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep

Em                 D
Sally Jim John and Jimmy Joe Blow

C        B
There they go

Em             D
Who will finish first?

C        Em      C B Em
No one knows, no one knows