Intro
Am F C G G

=== Verse 1 ===

Am                        F                C              G
Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes.

    Am                F               C              G
You hold my hand underneath the table and I can't disguise

          Am               F                 C               G 
the way I feel. I could've wished a thousand wishes for this night;

          Am                      F              C                G
I can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me, just us.


=== Chorus 1 ===

                C                  G               C                  G               
And your friend Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo

Am                          F                  C             G           G
Leave! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?


=== Verse 2 ===

    Am                          F                    C            G
You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance.

    Am                  F                 C                   G
You even took me to the Mexican Circus, I thought there was a chance

         Am               F                 C          G             Am
we'd be alone. I could've wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear.

         F                   C        G               C
What the fuck's your fucking problem? Why's he always here?


=== Chorus 2 ===

            G               C                  G
Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo

    Am                        F                  C             G           G
Go away! What's the deal with your friend Steve? Hey. How's it going?


=== Bridge ===

     Am               G                     C                   F
It's not that I don't like your friend. But how many hours with him can you spend?

        Am                G                         C     C
And it's not that I don't think he's great but it's only you.

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Only you.       I wanna fellate.


=== Verse 3 ===

Am                       F                    C               G
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be and that would be alright.

    Am                    F                  C            G                Am
But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight.

           F                 C               G               Am
I could've wished a thousand wishes 'cause I like to be with you.

                   F              C                         G
But if it's always me and you and your friend Steve there's nothing I can...


=== Chorus 3 ===

C             G               C                  G
  Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo Steve. Doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo

Am                              F                  C
Seriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve?  Hey. How's it--


Kate: You know, actually, I don't even care how he's doing.
Riki: Me neither.

C
Steve.