AmEmAmEm
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
FAmCAm
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
AmEmAmEm
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
FAmCAm
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
FEmC
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
FEmC
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
[Chorus]
FAmC
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
Am
Forget how long it's been
FAmC
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
No you can't come in!
CEm
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
CF
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
CAmCF
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
C
Oh, by himself
[Verse]
AmEmAmEm
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
FAmCAm
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
AmEmAmEmAm
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
FAmCAm
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
[Chorus]
FAmC
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
I half regret the beers
FAmC
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am
As I choke back the tears
CF
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
CF
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
CAm
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
CF
Michael in the bathroom by himself!
[Bridge]
AmAmAmAm
Knock, knock, knock, knock
C
They're gonna start to shout soon
AmAmAmAm
Knock, knock, knock, knock
C
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
AAAA
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F
It sucks you left me here alone-
AAAA
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F
Here in this teenage battle zone-
EEEE
Clang, clang, clang, clang
F
I feel the pressure blowing up-
EEEE
Bang, bang, bang, bang
F
My big mistake was showing up-
AmAmAmAm
Splash, splash, splash, splash
FEm *
I throw some water in my face
F *
And I am in a better place
Em *
I go to open up the door
F
But I can't hear knocking Anymore
AmEm
And I can't help but yearn
CAm
For a different time
CAm
And then I look in the mirror
CAm
And the present is clearer
FC
And there's no denying, I'm just-
[Chorus]
F Am [x2]
C
At a party
Am
Is there a sadder sight than-
FAm
*hums*
FAmC
Michael in the bathroom at a party
[Verse]
Am
This is a heinous night
FC
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
Am
Or wish I offed myself instead
C
Wish I was never born!
AmF
I'm just Michael who's a loner
AmC
So he must be a stoner
AmF
Rides a PT Cruiser
AmC
God he's such a loser
AmF
Michael flyin' solo
AmC
Who you think that you know
AmFC
Michael in the bathroom by himself
CF
Oh, by himself
CF
Oh, by himself
CF
All you know about me is my name
CF
Awesome party
CFC
I'm so glad I came