[Intro] C#

[Verso 1]

C#
I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party
A                  B                   C#
My girlfriend just ran off with the DJ
C#
I gave her everything, but she refused it
A                    B
It don't matter, she don't know how to
      C#
Use it
   E
My confidence is dwindling
F#
Look at the shape I'm in
E
Where's the girls, where's the wine?
F#
I ain't thirsty, but I'm standing in line
                   C#
I'll have the usual

[Segunda Parte]

C#
Fifty silhouettes tumblin' on the dance
Floor
A              B
Pink elephants fallin' through a trap
    C#
Door
C#
Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous
A              B               C#
When will that chick serve us?
  E
I used to be a good boy, livin' the good
Life
    F#
But fifty thousand kisses later she was a
 Housewife
E
She was good, I was unkind
F#
I ain't thirsty, but I'm standin' in line
                   C#
I'll have the usual

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[Tercera Parte]

C#
Big Jim says the second comin's comin'
A                   B     C#
I think he's seein' double or something
C#
You can hang around waiting for the also Rans
A          B                          C#
I can't win, but I've seen enough, man I

Got a drink tab
E
A fifth of whisky keeps the doctor away
F#
A little more and it's judgment day
E
I had a future, but she just passed out
          F#
I'm gonna drink 'til I seek what it is
I'm always thinkin' bout
                   C#
I'll have the usual
C#
I'll have the usual on the rocks with a
Twist
C#
Whadya gotta do to get a drink around

Here? I'll buy