I once had a beautiful sandwich
Oh man I'm talking, HEY!
It was made with fresh beef bologna
And mom bought it yesterday

It had butter and American cheese
On white bread, boy oh boy!
Slap a little brown mustard on top
And buddy, you're full of joy!

Somebody stole my bologna
Sandwich on the bus to school!
Was it Bob or Billy or Fred?
Whoa buddy them boys is cruel!

There's jus...wait a minute...
I'm, I'm sittin on it!
Aw man! I'm sorry sandwich