Eighteen years and 50 days
That's how long my sentence is
Got to pay my dues
In the Suffolk County Jail

Never have I felt so alone
Say goodbye to the world that I know
Now I've got time to lose
In the Suffolk County Jail

Life in Suffolk County Jail
Lights out at 7
Fistfights at 11
It gets a little nutty
In the Suffolk County Jail

Time for processing
Uh, excuse me
Do I
Oh, um, pardon me
Should I
Sorry, I, I
Can I get a toothbrush?

Hey, new girl, why so glum? I'm Pam
I'm Jess
Ladies, how about a warm welcome for her?
I'm Roslyn
I'm Dazzling Dorothy
And I'm Sasha, nothin' else

First, this place looked very strange
Then he crossed my path
Now, 18 years and change
Doesn't really seem so bad
In Suffolk County Jail
In Suffolk County Jail