C           Am       G      F
Everybody's trying to be my villian
    C        Am         G     F
And I was unaware of the vacancy
     C              Am
Some people predict bad news
    G             F
And hope it never happens
    C             Am        G           F
And others are content to assume authority

[Chorus]
    G                       F
And maybe someday I will not be destitute
    G                     F
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

[Verse 2]
C           Am       G      F
Everybody's trying to be my villan
    C                  Am
The line keeps getting longer
    G             F
And that cannot be good
  C                 Am
I guess I should be grateful
    G         F
For all the attention
  C                 Am
I guess I should be bitter
         G         F
That I'm never understood
  C                Am
I asked them for a hand
        G         F
And they lifted a finger
C              Am
Due to some concerns
      G           F
About losing their grip
  C             Am
I understood completely
    G                    F
And thanked them for the effort
    C               Am
But I'm not one for breaking bottles
G           F
On a sinking ship

[Chorus]
    G                       F
And maybe someday I will not be destitute
    G                     F
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

C Am G F    C   Am  G
Everybody is trying
   F    C      Am
to be my villan, villain, oh

G       F

C Am G F    C   Am  G
Everybody is trying
   F    C      Am
to be my villan, villain, oh