It will be a filthy night
Wet with liquor and dry with humour

It will fuel rumours at wildfire speeds
An oath of silence is what this crowd needs

When eyes wander to someone else’s dish
Facts get indigested we all know this

We all know the truth so let’s spread lies
A great way to spice our pathetic lives

We all know the truth so let’s spread lies
A great way to spice our pathetic lives

From neighbour to neighbour at wildfire speeds
An oath of silence is what this town needs