All my friend are turning into corn flakes
Put in some cereal, everything's cool
Eat em up, beat em up, shoot em stick, stick em up
Friday nights throwing up, everything's cool
I'm out of milk goddamnit

Drown nights, keg stands, swinging for the grandstands
Had to get the stomach pumped, everything's cool
Holidays, birthdays, weekends, weekdays
Had to get the stomach pumped everything's cool
You should see my goddamn liver

All my friend are turning into corn flakes
Put in some cereal, everything's cool
Eat em up, beat em up, shoot em stick, stick em up
Friday nights throwing up, had to get the stomach pumped
But everything is cool again