I've decided that I'm gonna do the entire summer sober
No alcohol, no nothing
See if it's more fun than going out and drinking all summer
You see how ridiculous that sounds? Of course, I'm not doing that
That's what it sounds like when you people tell us that you're doing sober October or dry January
Summertime is here, ladies and gentlemen, which means it's time to drink

And not only drink, but drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot

And you're probably thinking, there's no way I can drink again today
Well, this is your reminder that you can drink again today
It is your right, no, your duty
To drink as much as you possibly can all weekend long
We are not taking a break from drinking, we are cranking the drinking up
It is the summertime drinking season, people
And that means we need to go hard
And if you can't go hard, then go home

It's time to drink

And not only drink, drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Drink a lot
Summertime is not the time to take a break from drinking