Static faces blinking off and on
She's always sleeping with the TV on
Drinks are cheap, Sun is free
What else do you need?

Ain't my girl a Betty?
Ain't my girl a Betty?

Do you believe in love after life?
Lend your friends a surfboard for a time
Rotating cast of losers
Trade 'em all for one

My girl, the Betty
My girl, the Betty

Isn't my girl a Betty?
Isn't my girl a Betty?
Isn't my girl a Betty?