I am a knight in shining armour
I am a vigilante cleaning up the streets
I am a baby without a mother
I am a savior
A martyr
A priest

Manifesting of divine humanisation
Let it be clear that I'm in need of admiration

It's hard enough to cling to this persona
While reality's playing hide and seek
The measure of a man
By the way he shakes your hand
Barbaric now it's rendered obsolete
Incarnation of superior copulation
Demonstrating narcissistic masturbation

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!

I'm wrapping everything in shiny tinsel
The things we do to keep
I'm brushing up my plastic areola
Am I not what I seem?

A violation of the rules are regulations
I can't be bothered
With your earthly legislation

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!