Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food
Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
Though my friends say that I shouldn't
There is nothing that I wouldn't
Steal food, food, food, food, food

I'm a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac
While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack
I say: Look, what's that behind you?
And they turn around to see
Then I finish what they're eating and I say: It wasn't me
Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food

Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood
Food is so much more delicious if my friends are all suspicious

Stealing food, food, food, food, food
Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your apetite
Is to eat from your friend's cupboards in the middle of the night
But no matter if you're tempted, you should never take the lot
Leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven't got

Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food
When I risk it for a biscuit then I'm in a good mood
It's the best of all decisions, going klepto on provisions
Stealing food, food, food, food, food

At the local supermarket they've got food on every shelf
Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself
If the camera doesn't see you and you're relatively quick
You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick
Run away-ing without paying puts me in a good mood
With my method, tried and tested, I will never be arrested

On the a1 in hatfield there's warehouse, yes that's right
Massive lorryloads of food go in and out all day and night
If you're clever with your timings and there's 10 of you, at least
You'll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast

Stealing food, stealing food, stealing food, food, food

Jacking lorryloads from sainsbury's puts me in a good mood
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Stealing stealing food, food, food, food, food

Pinch the peanuts
Nick the nik-naks
Take the teabags
Burgle the beef burgers
Grab the grape juice
Rob the rice cakes
Heist the hob nobs
Vole le vol le vent
Lift the lurpak
Snatch the snack-a-jacks
Jack the jaffa cakes
Pick up the penguins
Yoink the yum-yums
Swipe the sweeties
Stealing food!