I really like the word trousers
It's a word I'm going to sing a song about
In America, they never say: Trousers
They say: Pants, and I believe they're missing out

Just try it: Trousers, get your mouth around it
Trousers: Trousers, what a funny sound
It can make you happy, and I'll show you how
Sing trousers, trousers, trousers

I really like the word trousers
It's an underrated, very funny word
When you use it to mean anything other than trousers
It's surprising and hilarious and absurd
That film was trousers, here's another one
That'll cost twelve trousers, see it's loads of fun!
I persuaded every single one of you now
Sing trousers, trousers, trou-!