INTRO:
Play the open 6th string twice, then play the 5th string with your finger on the 7th 
fret (relative to the capo),
and then play the 6th string a 4th time. You're going to do this a total of 8 times.

You can also just simply play Em, D, and A. Listen for them, especially on the last 4 
rounds of the intro.

VERSE #1:

Em
Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed

Em                         D                 A
Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime

Em
Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town

Em
Got nothin' to drive, but just outside

D         A
I hear my ride

CHORUS:

Em
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Em
Down to the honky tonky

Em
It's gonna get funky funky

D        A
Hee haw, hee haw

Em
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Em
Down to the honky tonky

Em
It's gonna get funky funky

D        A
Hee haw, hee haw

VERSE #2:

Em
George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster

Em                               D                 A
When I pull up in pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter

Em
But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule

Em
I fill their glass, they tip 'em back

D                   A        Em
They dig the way I ride that ass

Em             D
And I do, you would if you could too

Em
They all walk funny when they done

A
Ridin' you know who, yeah!

D PEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE:

Em                     D
Oh the ladies like to ride

D       A
Oh the ladies like to ride

A       Em             D
Oh the ladies like to ride

D    A
The ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y

INSTRUMENTAL BDA K:
Em D A x2

VERSE #3:

Em
When they say that it's last call, no I don't sweat it y'all

Em                           D               A
Got a bottle in the saddle, six pack in the stall

Em
So baby, what you say we giddy up to my place?

Em                              D             A
We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey!

D PEAT CHORUS

Em
Gonna ride, gonna ride

Em
Gonna ride that donkey

D         A
Hee haw, hee haw

Em
Gonna ride, gonna ride

Em
Gonna ride that donkey

D
Hee haw, hee haw

Em
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Em
Down to the honky tonky

Em
It's gonna get funky funky

Em
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey

Em
Down to the honky tonky

Em
It's gonna get funky funky

Em
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey