(! YelwaH eoJ! YelwaH eoJ)
Are you going to eat that crazy food? (あなたそのゲテモノ食べるって本当なの?)
May I please have some of it too?
Oh, I hope that it does not give you indigestion
This was once a true fantasy of mine

Shucks, it's fussing bonkers at the farmers’ market
We drove the gosh darn Jeep and there’s no place to park it
What the fuss? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude with all that crazy food
Handing ample samples out to non-customers!
Fussing find that punk if Scheiße ever gets dire
Gosh darn! He's Superman! Who the heck’s his supplier?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your spaghetti!
Seriously though, he's packing chow like confetti
Ready?
Shucks, uh

Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai
Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye
Bedhi'd black-eyed peas, bing cherries
Chioggia beets, (hold the meats), gooseberries
Cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut custard
Dahlia, dates, saffron, Dijon mustard
(You're flustered!) durian, curry, kale, cassava
Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava
Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root
Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit
Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi
Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi
Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango
Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo
Kiwi, catnip, Carolina reaper
Egusi, icaco (why can't this be cheaper?)
Poppies, asparagus, Queen Anne's carrots
Broccoli, a gac, and that'll take care of us
You have more?
Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food, thou crazy fuss?

Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla
Pomegranate, pineapple, sarsaparilla
Rambutan, dragonfruit, tapioca
Atemoya, akebia, rose, mocha
Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes
Watercress, sprouts, quinoa, tomatoes
Parsley, sage, rosemary, wait
Almost seems like this should be illegal
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)
Watermelon, marijuana, rhubarb
Tamarind, tarragon, turnip, Swiss chard
Blueberry, caraway, fennel, cacao
Boysenberry, cumin, cantaloupe (wow)
Celery, sesame, yam, anise, zinnia
Kolas, granolas, marconas, gardenias
Lentil, cabbage, vital wheat gluten, wiener
Ghost pepper, muenster, gewürztraminer

Apple, fig, pear, peach
Pine, hazel, walnut, beech
Spelt, millet, teff, taro
Shallot, ginger, maca, farro
Yarrow, calendula, kombu, chlorella
Cilantro, pecan, citron, portobella
Pumpkin, radish, onion, rice
Ginkgo, olive, maple, ice
Thyme, strawberry
Papaya, cattail, sherry
Mulberry, plum, mimosa
Argyreia nervosa
Cucumbers, maypops, shamrocks
What’s with the hemlocks?
Bourbon, apricots, sour
Truffle, samphire, flower
Squash, zucchini, macaroni, porcini, vermicelli
Avocados, pistachios, cinnamon, royal jelly
Persimmons, hemp hearts, green goddess
Celastrus paniculatus
Kombucha and oranges

Cash only? Uh, nevermind
当本てっるべ食ノモテゲのそはたなあ