G
You say that you're watching
The birds out the window
Well I got a bird you can watch

C
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs
Just to see if my dishes are washed

A
What's it to you if it's wednesday at noon
         Dm                     D
And I've traded my iced tea for scotch

C
Keep your two cents on your
Side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D
Nothing to see here
                G
Go back to your trailer

G
You ain't gotta ask what I did with my hair
And whose underwear's on the line, ain't mine

C
I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass
So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine

A
Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes
         Dm                    D
Get your nose out of your mini blinds

C
Keep your two cents on your
Side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D
Nothing to see here
                G
Go back to your trailer

E
Don't ask me if I go to church
        G                      D
I won't ask if your husband is still out of work
            E               C
You try and claim high society
       G                        D
But we get our mail on the same side of the street

C
Keep your two cents on your
Side of the fence
                                 G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
           D
Nothing to see here
                G
Go back to your trailer