Driving in my truck
Right after a beer
Hey, that bump
Is shaped like a deer

Dui?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles an hour!

Little do you know
I filled up on gas
I'ma get your fountain making ass

Pulverize this fuck
With my bergentrück!
It seems you're out of luck
Truck!

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass

You may have a fleet, but
Still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founds
Killed a little girl
Better for the town

Get this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive
But I am speed!
Seven beers are all need
Try, just try
But I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive
But I'll still speed!
Seven beers
A pinch of weed here
Fried, fried, fried
My brain I need some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive
But I am speed!
Seven beers are all need
Try, just try
But I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive
But I'll still speed!
Seven beers
A pinch of weed here
Fried, fried, fried
My brain I need some more to proceed!

Shit
Did my dumpass
Just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet
And try to flee

But I can't run
Was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them
Maybe I'll be free!

But they've got guns
What happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme
Weed with weed?

Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the
The mountain king or
Some shit in another universe

And that deer has some powers!
I'm doing this world a favor
Please
Don't lock me up?

I just saved the world
My thanks is 30 years of life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

I'ma start hiding see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside me
If I drop the fucking soap

I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!

K dot
I'll miss you
Go seal the dark fountain
Also

Fuck sans
And his convenience store