When you broke your rib
I wanted so badly to check in
You lost your new phone in the accident
You were looking at a text I sent
Picturing your ribs all breaking
I set the world record for pacing
Then fucked up an email to you and
Sent it to the whole damn school on accident

C'mon baby tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
Cmon baby tell it again
Cmon baby tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died

When you hit your head
I thought you were dead on the carpet
You sliced your finger open on accident
There was blood on the ceiling
I remember screaming at your roommate
Up until the moment you were okay
All that for stitches and a headache
And a lump in my throat the next day

C'mon baby tell it again
I love the part where I look stupid
C'mon baby tell it again
C'mon baby tell it again
Add it to your best five
I'm sure it'd be that funny
If you'd actually died

C'mon baby tell it again
C'mon baby tell it again
C'mon baby tell it again
Dig into the ribs