Never been to Acapulco
But I know about lava
And the Koala fireball
I did wear a ski mask
When I held a sunset
And I threw a snowball
Into a volcano

I swam pulling a sleigh
With a man named Bazooka
Bocca Al Lupo
In the sauna is where
I found that they change
Colors when they fight
And I found the Koala fireball

Never been to San Pedro
But I know about gushing
Trees in a tornado
Flying mash up

Never been to Acapulco
But I know about lava
And the Koala fireball