F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

[Verse 1]
F                    Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
F              Am
From the 1950s wearing those big pearls
Dm
I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes
Bb
I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest

[Interlude]
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

[Verse 2]
F                    Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
F                Am
On the color TV, it was a new world
Dm
The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono
Bb
The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no."

[Pre-chorus 1]
Gm
Cause you are the class president without Jackie O
Bb
And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe

[Chorus]
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
         Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
F                    Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

[Interlude]
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love

[Verse 3]
F                    Am
You make me wanna be like one of those girls
F               Am
Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls
Dm
I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes
Bb
You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos

[Pre-chorus 2]
Gm
You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home
Bb
While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe

[Chorus]
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
         Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
F                    Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

[Bridge]
F  Am  F  Am
 Baby  Baby
         F                            Am
And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose
          F                          Am
Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe
F             Am
This is not a school girl crush
F           Am
This is not puppy love
Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
Bb
What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby

[Chorus]
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl crush (No)
F                 Am
(Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh)
         Dm
It's the real thing when you told me you loved me
Bb
Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby
F                   Am
(One) This is not a school girl thing (No)
F                    Am
(Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)?
Dm
Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit
Bb
I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby

[Outro]
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love
F                    Am
It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love