F#m = Em
E = D
A = G

[Intro]

F#m    E    F#m  A  E

[Verse 1]
              F#m                                                      E
There ain't a liquor store, dive bar, or corner booth for twenty miles around
              F#m                                         E
We ain't on a boat, on a lake, in the sun with the cooler loaded down
F#m                                    E
But suddenly, I'm feeling all impaired from the way you looked at me from over there
F#m                          A                     E
Rolling like I'm stoned past gone, looking in your eyes

[Chorus]
          F#m
Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
          E
What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight
       F#m                        A                             E
Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine
               F#m                 A
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
                       E
But I'm too drunk to drive

[Verse 2]
                F#m                                                      E
You can hide my keys, lock the door, maybe we can find something here to do
                 F#m                                                     E
Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine and not even make the news
F#m
These four walls are safer than them two lanes
E
You pour 'em tall when you start whispering my name
F#m                  A                        E
Ain't no blue light, line walkin' happening tonight

[Chorus]
          F#m
Girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
          E
What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight
       F#m                        A                             E
Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine
               F#m                 A
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
                       E
But I'm too drunk to drive
                       F#m    A    E
Yeah, I'm too drunk to drive

[Chorus]
               F#m
Yeah girl, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too drunk to drive
          E
What do I do with you? Let's lay low tonight
       F#m                        A                             E
Got me high, got me right, got me flying 'cause you're looking so fine
               F#m                 A
I ain't had no shot, ain't drank a drop
                       E
But I'm too drunk to drive
                  F#m                 A
No, I ain't had a shot, ain't drank a drop
                      E
But I'm too drunk to drive (Woah)

[Outro]
                       F#m
I'm just too drunk to drive
                  E
I'm too drunk to drive
            F#m       A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
                  E
I'm too drunk to drive