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Sunday morning man she woke up fighting mad
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Bitchin' and moaning on and on about the time I had
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And by Tuesday you could say that girl was good as gone
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Then when Thursday came around I was all alone
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So I went for a drive to clear my mind and ended up at a shell on I-65
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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
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Bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
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She swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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Won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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Deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
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Oohh lord when it rains it pours
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When it rains it pours
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Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize
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When she heard about my new found luck on the FM dial
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And its crazy how lately now it just seems to come in waves
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What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace
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Its got me thinking that her leavin' is the only logical reason
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That I got the last spot in the hooters parking lot
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And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
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She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
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And I only spent 5 bucks at the moose club raffle
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Won a used four-wheeler and 3 free passes
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For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
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Oh lord when it rains it pours
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When it rains it pours
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I've been on one hell of a redneck road for 3 weeks now
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It all started on the day that she walked out
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Then I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket
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Bought two 12 packs and a tank of gas with it
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She swore they were a waste of time aww but she was wrong
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I was caller #5 on the radio station
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Won a 4 day 3 night beach vacation
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Deep sea senorita fishin' down in panama
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I ain't gotta see my ex-future mother in law anymore
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Oohh lord when it rains it pours
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When it rains it pours