G
A pity she does not exist
   Em               C
A shame he's not a fag
     G
The only girl I ever loved was
  Em   C    G
Andrew in drag

  G
There is no hope of love for me
 Em                   C
From here on I'll go stag
     G
The only girl I'll ever love is
  Em   C   G
Andrew in drag

          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag

Yeah

   G
I don't know why I even went
       Em           C
It's really not my bag
        G
Just thought it might be funny to see
  Em   C   G
Andrew in drag

      G
The moment he walked on the stage
    Em           C
My tail began to wag
    G
Wag like a little wiener dog for
  Em   C   G
Andrew in drag

          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag

Yeah

       G
I've always been a ladies' man
       Em            C
And I don't have to brag
     G
But I'd become a momma's boy for
   Em  C   G
Andrew in drag

    G
I'd sign away my trust fund
   Em                  C
I would even sell the jag
   G
If I could spend my misspent youth with
   Em  C   G
Andrew in drag

          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag
          C/G  Em  C
Andrew in drag

Yeah

     G
So stick him in a dress and
          Em           C
He's the only boy I'd shag
     G
The only boy I'd anything is
  Em   C   G
Andrew in drag

       G
I'll never see that girl again
    Em          C
He did it as a gag

I'll pine away forevermore for

Andrew in drag