I got the big C...Tell me what that means to you
In for the big D...(Death, to those unintroduced)
What can save me? Do you know a cure?
It can only be...Put another animal to the torch!

Medieval medicine, Call it Vivisection
Sacrifice some more lab rats, In the name of progress!

Lets cut off their arms and legs - Put wires into their heads
Oh-my-god the subject's dead - In the name of progress!

Oh boo hoo a child is sick - Lets smash a rabbit with a brick
That is bound to find a cure - If not we have plenty more

Put a glove upon its head - Make it smoke 5 cigarettes
Oh-my-god the subject's dead - In the name of progress!