D                      A
When I grow up to be a dog
D                      A    G
When I grow up to be a dog
          A           G
I’m gonna howl at you dad
A7            G
Hey give me a snack


Bm    G                Em
Go to sleep you little creep
Bm          G                      Em
Your father loves you but he needs peace
              D            A         G
Why don’t you give some to me if you can?
         D            A         G
Darling, give some to me if you can


D                      A
When I grow up to be a cow
D                      A     G
When I grow up to be a cow
          A          G
I’m gonna moo at you man
A7           G
Pour me some milk


Bm    G                Em
Go to sleep you little creep
Bm          G                      Em
Your father loves you but he needs peace
              D            A         G
Why don’t you give some to me if you can?
         D            A         G
Darling, give some to me if you can

[Bridge]
D | A | D | A | G | A7 | G | A7


Bm    G                Em
Go to sleep you little creep
Bm          G                      Em
Your father loves you but he needs peace
            D          A         Em
Come on and give it to me if you can
         D          A         Em
Darling, give it to me if you can
       D          A         Em
Honey, give it to me if you can
A
If you can