A    D     A     D   

D                  A
You foolish little waste of time
D                  A  
You pucker up like lemon-lime
D                    A
I'm sinking into your corduroy
D                    A 
I saw you kissing the paper boy

D                       A         
You're smart enough to keep it light
D                      A 
You call me up with a landmine
D                    A
Driving drunk with a baby in the trunk
D                        A
And the whole town knows you're no good,
                
You're no good, you're no good,

B                D
Hardly ever say 'yes'
                 A
Oh baby try the sofa,
B                      D
Who's gonna clean this up?
                            
Probably me, like I always do
A
You got a poison candy heart

(Intro riff again, second verse same as the first)
D                         A
You're serious, but wonderful
D                 A  
Reckless as a chainsaw
D                    A
Thrilling in the bedroom
D                         A
And I'm average in so many ways
D                       A
You only want what's best for you

I do too, I do too, I do too

B                 D
Hardly ever say 'yes'
                  A
Oh baby try the sofa,
B                      D
Who's gonna clean this up?
                            A
Probably me, like I always do
                          Dm     A
You got a poison candy heart
                          Dm     A    Dm   A
You got a poison candy heart

[Whistling interlude]

A   D

B                   D
Hardly ever say 'yes'
                  A
Oh baby try the sofa,
B                      D
Who's gonna clean this up?
                             Dm
Probably me, like I always do

B                         D
You're happiest when I'm not

I can live with that
B                    D
You try to kill us apart
                         A
You got a poison candy heart