I'm gonna let my nails get chipped.
I'm gonna let my clothes get worn.
I'm gonna let my hair get tangled,
Just to put your off!

I'm gonna drink 'til the bottle's gone.
I'm gonna wear my low-cut top.
I'm gonna stay out all night long,
Just to piss you off!

Looking back it was one big joke,
The punch line was so irresistible.
You call me up just to make amends,
You wonder why the line went dead! (2x)

I'm gonna dig my heels right in.
I'm gonna watch for repercussions.
I'm gonna ruin everything,
Just to put you off!

I'm gonna drink 'til the bottle's gone.
I'm gonna drive you up the wall.
I'm gonna get your full attention,
Just to piss you off!

Looking back it was one big joke,
The punch line was so irresistible.
You call me up just to make amends,
You wonder why the line went dead! (2x)

Looking back it was one big joke,
The punch line was so irresistible.
You call me up just to make amends,
You wonder why the line went dead! (2x)

Looking back it was one big joke...

The line went dead! Line went dead!
The line went dead! Line went dead! Line went DEAD!!