C  F  G  F  C

[Verse 1]
C
I smoke a big cigar I drive a Cadillac car
C
I wear a great big diamond ring
          F
I smoke a big cigar I drive a Cadillac car
                           C
I wear a great big diamond ring
        G7
Yes the men'll call me shorty
        F7                       C
Just as long as the gals call me king

[Verse 2]
C
Yes the men'll call me shorty
C
But I'm five foot from the ground
        F7
Yes the men'll call me shorty
                           C
But I'm five foot from the ground
          G7
Cause the gals call me daddy
        F7                    C    F C
I'm the biggest little man in town

[Verse 3]
C
I don't work for a living
C
I'm a really in the know yeah
        F7
I don't work for a living
                    C
I'm a really in the know
                     G7
I got a way with the women
         F7                 C
And they give me all their dough, lets go

[Solo]
| C | C | C | C |

| F | F | F C | C |

| G | G | C | C

[Verse 1]
C
I smoke a big cigar I drive a Cadillac car
C
I wear a great big diamond ring
          F
I smoke a big cigar I drive a Cadillac car
                           C
I wear a great big diamond ring
        G7
Yes the men'll call me shorty
        F7                       C
Just as long as the gals call me king

[Verse 2]
C
Yes the men'll call me shorty
C
But I'm five foot from the ground
        F7
Yes the men'll call me shorty
                           C
But I'm five foot from the ground
          G7
Cause the gals call me daddy
        F7                    C    F C
I'm the biggest little man in town

[Verse 3]
C
I don't work for a living
C
I'm a really in the know yeah
        F7
I don't work for a living
                    C
I'm a really in the know
                     G7
I got a way with the women
         F7                 C
And they give me all their dough