I'm the man who had the cheese!
I'm the man who had the jerky!
Put them both together, and dude, it really worky

Cheese jerky!
Say what? Say what?
Cheese jerky!
Say what? Say what?

Mozzarella, moose Swiss and Mayodan turkey!
Just one taste and it will drive you bazerky!

Chesses jerky!
Say what? Say what?
And it's all fricky fricky, fresh!