I've lost my sense of humor
I've lost my driving range
I could really use your two cents, babe
I could really use the change

You said it takes revision
You said it takes finesse
Don't move to New York City, babe
It's gonna change the way you dress
It's gonna change the way you dress

I took off on a bender
You took off on a jet
You're in on my bit
You're sick of the schtick
Well, what did you expect?

I've never seen the Mona Lisa
I've never really left my room
I've been up too late with Guitar Hero
Playing: Bark At The Moon

A-woo
Bark at the Moon