So you say I've got a funny face
It makes me money
So you say I've wasted my life away

Well, I got a beach home up in Buffalo
And a wristwatch that's a compass and a cell phone
And a wristwatch that tells me you're all alone

I'd still take your Amazing Grace
I'd give all my money
And I'd still take your pretty face

And I've got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome
And a wristwatch that's a pocket knife and a megaphone
And a wristwatch that tells me I'm on my own
And a wristwatch that tells me I'm on my own