I'm Cupid Asteria
I'm frilly, fierce, and fun
A Sagittarian with my head up in the stars
I love to spread good vibes one podcast at a time
Because who needs arrows when you've got a mic

I've got some insight to impart
I'm here to help all monsters, heart to heart

Oh, we're on air!
Turning my starry visions into haunting wisdom, yeah

Oh! Ooh, yeah!
Don't fear where the target lands
'Cause the heart knows where it's aiming at

This is just like when you cursed my shoes!
You mean the ones you stole from my sarcophagus?
Borrowed! I borrowed them!
Ugh, where was I?

Not talking romance, that's my dad
(I can turn these eye rolls into a deeper connection)
I'm here to help all monsters, heart to heart

Oh, we're on air!
Turning my starry visions into haunting wisdom, yeah
(No relationship is perfect, after all)

Oh! Ooh, yeah
Don't fear where the target lands
'Cause the heart knows where it's aiming at
Yeah!