March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile
In a while
March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile
In a while

Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways

If you don't get three A's
Her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine
And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead

If you don't get three A's
Her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine
And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead

Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways

If you don't get three A's
Her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain
The family name

If you don't get three A's
Her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain
The family name

Staircase at the university
She threw herself down
And her head split three ways

Ramming, jamming
Pack 'em in, ramming
Chock-a-block
Power study, polish up
And if it breaks your heart
Then don't come running to me

Ramming, jamming
Pack 'em in, ramming
Chock-a-block
Power study, polish up
And if it breaks your legs
Then don't come running to me